Dating and halloween

Q: What do you get when you cross a super computer with a bloody sucking vampire? Q: What did one old witch say to other when she asked for a ride? Q: What did the scary witch do when her broomstick broke? Q: What’s the true ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter? Q: How do you rid a horror-able ghost from your home?

Q: What do you get if you cross sleeping beauty & Dracula?

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Q: What is a Mummies’ favorite type of dance music?

A: Because demons are a ghosts best friend forever!

Q: What’s the part of a restaurant where vampires don’t suck blood?

Q: What kind of clothes do the coolest zombies wear? Q: What did the full moon vampire say to the other full moon vampire?

Q: How many witches does it take to change a LED light bulb?

Q: What is Dracula’s favorite position in baseball?

A: Both have blank smiling expressions and are hollow inside!

Q: What do blondes and Jack-O-Lanterns have in common?

Q: How can you tell if a vampire has a horrible cold?

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