Fun internet dating questions to ask

An Obvious Answer If you’re looking for the definition of a word, there are perhaps better places to look than Yahoo Answers. The rest of us bundle up when the weather gets cold but what’s a hooker to do? Now, I get that the answer is a little bit rude but my good heavens – is this person serious?

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Here are some of the funniest Yahoo Answers questions and answers I’ve stumbled across thus far in no particular order. *Note: Many of these posts were found on Unfriendable, a website chock full of ridiculous internet humor that will make you laugh and also probably make you feel like a terrible person for laughing and will probably make you think twice about posing a question on Yahoo Answers and consider your next Facebook status carefully.* You Tube Trouble This one is pretty much a classic in the world of funny Yahoo Answers questions. This one isn’t as dumb as it appears on the surface, honestly although catching the son having sex with another guy is probably a pretty big clue that the son is gay. He might be bisexual or he may just have been curious. I’d tell the mother (or father, I suppose) that talking to the son is the best way to find out. Although perhaps a bit drastic, I really think amputation would be the original poster’s most healthy option for losing 50 pounds in one month which is a little sad.

While the longer, more detailed question originally posted has long since been deleted, people continue to post variations of it, looking for the response the original question got. Either that or just head on down to Wal Mart and pick up the Gay Test. If you’re worried, remember – at least if he’s gay you don’t have to worry about him getting his boyfriend pregnant. Anywho, while the first respondent probably had the best advice, I have to give the best answer award to *mental* for his wonderfully punny answer. If lobbing off your legs is the way to reach your goal, perhaps you need to reevaluate that goal.

There are entire websites dedicated to funny Yahoo Answers questions and answers and I have spent countless hours browsing a fair number of them.

I don’t really consider myself a mean person but come on – you know what they say about asking a stupid question.

If they’re leering at you and staring at you butt, they’re probably telling you they find your appearance appealing on a physical level. Even so, the answer to the question really made me chuckle.

If they’re laughing and making a pawing motion after you’ve said something mean, they’re probably telling you you’re being catty. The idea that there could be such a facility out there both disturbs and amuses me. I know this is probably going to upset some people but as I mentioned earlier, I don’t get the whole children thing. With that said, I’ve never questioned why that is because I don’t think it’s really that hard to grasp.

If they have four legs, a tail and are covered in fur, they’re a cat and you need to lay off the acid. Sometimes a long, drawn out, overly complicated question does not require a long, drawn out, overly complicated answer. The title of the question really said everything that needed to be said and the poster who offered the best answer hit on that immediately. Stop wasting your time on your “future husband” and focus on finding someone who, ya know, actually wants to be with you. Seriously though, most Leap Babies celebrate their birthday on February 28th or March 1st. Kids freak me out and I seem to be missing whatever part of the brain turns adults into piles of mush when they see babies. I think the poster who took on this question answered it perfectly.

The best part of the poster’s short, to the point answer? The Booze Blues I’m quite sure the asker here genuinely was looking for an answer, I can’t help thinking he’s missing something.

This butterflies in the stomach question is a good example of that. I can understand someone asking about dumb rumors but the answer?

That has to be one of the dumbest rumors I’ve ever heard.

The Name Game I really want to believe the original poster was trolling but I’m just not convinced that’s the case.

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